Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He better not be in your backpack
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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