I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Found your dick twin last night
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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