so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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