...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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