I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I cockslap morals
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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