We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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