I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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