i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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