Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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