Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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