Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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