OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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