I'm really into asian looking animals
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
All I want is dick and wine.
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