Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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