oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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