I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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