It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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