walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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