about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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