I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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