JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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