Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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