what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
