I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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