If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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