Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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