my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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