i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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