YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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