I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I love you.
Bad choice
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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