Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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