Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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