woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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