if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
false alarm, still single
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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