My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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