Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just want to make out with him forever
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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