So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How external is "for external use only"?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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