You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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