Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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