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(209): View more from California

His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?

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(706): View more from Georgia

Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.

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