I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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