I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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