he puts the penis in happiness.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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