The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
