So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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