You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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