Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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