They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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