just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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