You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
FUCK WHALES
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