I want to make a zoo with you.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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