With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
